Cockney Duckish?

The productive whimsicality of British university life is just amazing - see this story about different accents in the quacks between east London and Cornwall ducks! I wonder what the outcome had been if the researchers would have talked to the ducks in St. James's Park - Queen's duckish, I presume.

At any rate, I prefer my duck well braided and finished in whisky, thank you very much! (The recipe may be published here shortly.)